LOL, you should be beheaded for republishing drawings of God.
lol, the second one reminded me of this conversation:
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(A customer had already ordered, picked up, and drank most of his drink. He then walked up to the counter and was very angry.)
Me: “How can I help you?”
Customer: “What the f*** is this?!” *points to his cup*
Me: “It looks like the drink I made you, and you seem to have already enjoyed it.”
Customer: “No smart-a**…this!” *pours the drink onto the counter and a key bounces out* “What the f*** is going on here?!”
Me: *alarmed* “I am SO sorry sir! When I made the drink, I know there wasn’t a key in it. Let me make you a new one.”
Customer: “Yeah! You f***in’ better make me a new f***in’ drink. This is complete bulls***! You’re lucky I don’t sue you and this coffee company!”
(I take the key and make him a new drink, and he goes and sits outside with his friends. The key wasn’t mine, so I started asking coworkers and customers. No one was claiming it. The customer walked up about 5 minutes later, bright red and embarrassed.)
Customer: “Yeah, uh…I’m going to need my car key back so I can go home….”
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LOL, you should be beheaded for republishing drawings of God.
lol, the second one reminded me of this conversation:
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(A customer had already ordered, picked up, and drank most of his drink. He then walked up to the counter and was very angry.)
Me: “How can I help you?”
Customer: “What the f*** is this?!” *points to his cup*
Me: “It looks like the drink I made you, and you seem to have already enjoyed it.”
Customer: “No smart-a**…this!” *pours the drink onto the counter and a key bounces out* “What the f*** is going on here?!”
Me: *alarmed* “I am SO sorry sir! When I made the drink, I know there wasn’t a key in it. Let me make you a new one.”
Customer: “Yeah! You f***in’ better make me a new f***in’ drink. This is complete bulls***! You’re lucky I don’t sue you and this coffee company!”
(I take the key and make him a new drink, and he goes and sits outside with his friends. The key wasn’t mine, so I started asking coworkers and customers. No one was claiming it. The customer walked up about 5 minutes later, bright red and embarrassed.)
Customer: “Yeah, uh…I’m going to need my car key back so I can go home….”
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hahaha, nice conversation.
No beheading is needed, that is not God. It’s just a drawing of an omnipotent being.
haha what a dreadful customer?! bah.
hehe I didn’t get the one with the dinosaurs…. I think I’m slow
anne-lee: The one about dinosaurs is just an explanation to how they got extinct